I read. I write.
I’m an American but not a stupid one.
Sometimes I'm funny, sometimes I'm not.
I like sports, but not all of them.
I like books, but only some of them.
I've seen a few movies and watched a few shows.
I've been known to think on occasion and have formed an opinion or two. I'll probably share them.
Where's my drink?
(Source: makemelaugh-site)