I read. I write.
I’m an American but not a stupid one.
Sometimes I'm funny, sometimes I'm not.
I like sports, but not all of them.
I like books, but only some of them.
I've seen a few movies and watched a few shows.
I've been known to think on occasion and have formed an opinion or two. I'll probably share them.
Where's my drink?
You can’t have profanity if there are no prudes left to be shocked by it.